Pirate Booty

It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales! This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to enjoy The Tale of The Edge of Healing! After the first encounter with Josephine Arrow left the Captain with a mortal wound, he washed up on unfamiliar shores. Lucky f...

The Muff with the Mouth, Abigaile, I mean... Ropes-Pool. Really? YES! It's me! Cum get my new skin now! Eww, that sounds gross. But c'mon, I finally found my calling as a mercenary with a burlap sack on her head. I even got my best bub in the whole wide world to join me. Well, she's a sidekick at be...

The newest Fleet Theme is available! Collect the biggest and badest ship of the Cumpañolas, The Walrus. Thought lost to the deadly waters of Shipwreck Cove, Captain Clit has recently found her long-lost vessel. The Walrus is one of the most feared vessels ever to sail the Thigh Seas. Coated i...

Captain Clit's mysterious past continues to unfold as we learn how one of the founding Pirate Lords of Booty Bay came to be. Lover's hearts become twisted and broken, the true history of friendship's past is unmasked, and an orgy loving Clit learns to embrace the devil within. You've never seen so m...

Only a few days remain for our Captain to complete his epic quest in the Worship of the Three Deities! Priestess Asrai needs your help to save the future of Booty Bay. Calypso, Fiora, and Nayluru are waiting to be unleashed and set free. Worship them with your cock and show your true devotion to the...

It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales! This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to enjoy The Tale of Maaarghy XXX-Mas in July! Help Captain Whitebeard round up all the girls of Booty Bay for a little holiday celebration fuckfest. A special XXX-Mas...

It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales! This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to The Tale of A Night With Ms. Arrow. What could go wrong bedding an agent of the enemy in the enemy's territory? And I mean, she's been giving you those "fuck me" eyes...

Join the American Revolution with our little Rebel Belle, Abigaile! Wait, aren't we about a full century away from that war? Well, Abigaile does what she wants, when she wants. Grab this little rabble-rouser with both hands, she won't mind. For a limited time, you can purchase this skin in the Col...

The newest Fleet Theme is available! Deck out your fleet in this Revolutionary theme brought to us by our little Bostonian rebel belle, Abigiale! We may be a century or so early, but if anyone can bring down those lobsterbacks, it'd be Abigaile. This old colonial theme celebrates the earlier days of...

Captains Jayne Clit and Francesca Drake set sail for a hidden treasure. A secret held by Blackbeard that's long since been forgotten by all, save Jayne Clit. Torn by her recent action against Sarah, Clit wrestles with the weight of her responsibilities and the self-imposed duty to secure the future...

Captain's Log: Mama Laveau's Voodoo Twilight It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales! This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to The Tale of Mama Laveau's Voodoo Twilight. Give into the wild night ahead of you, and inhale, soak up, and bask in the fu...

The newest Fleet Theme is available! Deck out your ships with Captain Clit's latest conquest, The Queen Anne's Clit's Revenge. Of course, Captain Clit wouldn't acquire Blackbeard's vessel and not have a little fun with the paint job. Captain Clit's decorating tastes run more to the iron and achromat...